A Song for Democrats

I don't play an instrument, you don't want to hear me sing. I haven't got time to do a video of this, but if you do and put it on YouTube I guarantee it will be a hit. (Just send me a link, please, so I may update this post.)

Lyrics follow. Enjoy.


A Song for Democrats in 2006
(To the tune of "That Old Time Religion")

Chorus

Gimme that ol' Sub-poena Power,
Gimme that ol' Sub-poena Power,
Gimme that ol' Sub-poena Power,
It's good enough for me.

(verses follow)

If it's good for ol' Dan Burton
If it's good for ol' Dan Burton
If it's good for ol' Dan Burton, then
It's good enough for me.

(chorus)

Works for donkeys and for elephants,
Works for donkeys and for elephants,
Works for donkeys and for elephants, so
Just let it work for me

(chorus)

It was good for ol'Sam Erwin
It was good for ol'Sam Erwin
It was good for ol'Sam Erwin, so
It's good enough for me

(chorus)

It's the way to learn what happened,
It's the way to learn what happened,
It's the way to learn what happened, and
It's good enough for me

(chorus)

It was good for ol' Dick Nixon
It was good for ol' Dick Nixon
It was good for ol' Dick Nixon, so
It's good enough for me.

(chorus)

I demand we get the truth out,
I demand we get the truth out,
I demand we get the truth out, so
It's good enough for me

(chorus)

It was good for ol' Kefauver
It was good for ol' Kefauver
It was good for ol' Kefauver, and
It's good enough for me

(chorus)

I'm a Democrat and Patriot
I'm a Democrat and Patriot
I'm a Democrat and Patriot, so
Subopoena power for me

(chorus)